filbri:

A Schizophrenic suicide.
1 in 4 people on tumblr are named Josh

joshpeck:

slydig:

joshpeck:

j6:

fact

as a person named josh that has only 4 friends, i can confirm that this is true as i am the only one named josh in my friend group

that would be 1 out of 5 people

looks like i have to kill one of my friends

(Source: thetowndrugdealer)

septagonstudios:

tfail

nellwholock:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn

(via colonel-sebbmoran)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via lexychuu)

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